I've been vegan 2 decades. I started when I was 2. I'm kidding. But it has been 2 decades. It seems the cravings come every 4 years for me and yeah, it's not burgers. It's usually catfish and chicken wings. Why?

Is it true some cells die every 7 years or something of that nature? (hmm? research)...I digress.

I think it maybe some old stuff just dying out of my system and calling out its last wish: "Please one more wing. Remember buffalo wings and blue cheese dressing. Don't you dare Gardein Me!"

Funny article, BTW. Enjoyed the read as always.

Thanks, Natasha.