Yes, because I am single with no children, dating, eating organic, and sweating my a-- off at Hotworx twice a week (got a groupon deal), I have nothing, and I mean nothing in common with my old college friends (maybe 2). And high school, Puhlease! Nothing to talk about.

They are talking about No good a-- men they've married, trying to understand their childrens homework, and waist trainers.

And I'm like, "Met a guy at Whole Foods, I think he likes oat milk, he's a community organizer, think he's trying to be the next Barack Obama. His Dad is African too, from Cameroon."

Everyone is like..."Oh, okay, next Obama, oh."